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YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT HER STRECH MARKS LOOK LIKE ABSTRACT ART!!!

yo mamma so stupid she ate it on her rollor blades

Your mamma is so fat she has to use the telephone pole as a tampond.

Your mamma is so fat she played pool with the planets.

YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND SAW HER PHONE NUMBER:999,999,9999

Your mamma is so fat she uses a matress as a
tampon

your mamma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.