Manuel Jokes

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    New York Mets manager Jerry Manuel said the team will address some concerns during the All Star break. They'd address all of them, but the break is only three days long.

    CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE
    "Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'."
    Julio, age 9
    "One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
    he tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just
    couldn't get her away from him... After a while, they became the
    first married gods.
    Robbie, age 8
    CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
    "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has
    freckles too."
    Andrew, age 6
    "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
    with how you smell...That's why perfume and deodorant are so
    popular.
    Mae, age 9
    "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but
    the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
    Manuel, age 8
    ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
    "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
    John, age more...

    CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
    "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
    Andrew, age 6
    "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
    Mae, age 9
    "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
    Manuel, age 8
    ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
    "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
    John, age 9
    "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.It takes too long."
    Glenn, age 7
    ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE
    "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
    Anita C., age 8
    "It isn't always just how you look.Look at me.I'm more...

    (Hear are some real answers/comments given by kids about love)
    1) HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT
    ARE IN LOVE?
    "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can
    tell if he's in love." - Bobby, age 9
    "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food
    will get cold... Other people care more about the food."
    - Bart, age 9
    "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are
    just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or
    they just broke up." - Sarah, age 9
    "See if the man has lipstick on his face." - Sandra, age 7
    "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on
    fire. They like to order those because it's just like how
    their hearts are --- on fire." - Christine, age 9
    2) TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED
    "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your more...

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