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Hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp?
When you lick it, you feel just like a Kennedy.

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead to!"

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.
"Show him your cross," says Sister more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marilyn!
Marilyn who?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia!

The film of Marilyn smoking a doobie and her sex tape from last year could have ruined her career at the time. Today, it can boost a career! In fact, In publicity-hungry Hollywood, the bar seems to be moving higher. Higher than, from the looks of that video, Marilyn Monroe. Where will it stop? I'll bet somewhere, some day, in some fancy restaurant, some agent will exclaim... " I know! How about a donkey act?!"