Marilyn Monroe Jokes

The film of Marilyn smoking a doobie and her sex tape from last year could have ruined her career at the time. Today, it can boost a career! In fact, In publicity-hungry Hollywood, the bar seems to be moving higher. Higher than, from the looks of that video, Marilyn Monroe. Where will it stop? I'll bet somewhere, some day, in some fancy restaurant, some agent will exclaim... " I know! How about a donkey act?!"

My aunt gets operation after operation to look like Marilyn Monroe. Im like lady, why is your low self esteem trapped in the 1950s. Get with the modern times and get cut to look like Angelina.