Mark Foley Jokes / Recent Jokes

October 9 - October 15
"I think the most appropriate way to celebrate would be with a young Italian boy."

-Former Florida Representative Mark Foley, when asked about his plans for Columbus Day.

In response to the Mark Foley scandal. The democrats have a new slogan.
"We don't like little boy pages, We like big fat interns!"

The Mark Foley scandal has entered a new phase. Foley has claimed his alcoholism and being molested as a teenager caused him to send sexually explicit emails to underage male Congressional pages. Mr. Foley's lawyer has just released a new list of causes for his client's pervy ways:
• Lactose Intolerance
• Vertigo
• Flat Feet
• Sleep Apnea
• Peanut Allergy
• Body Image Issues
• Epstein-Barr Syndrome
• Astigmatism
• Less Than Perfect Credit
• Toothache
• Toxic Mold
• Dyslexia
• 9/11
Stay tuned for more late-breaking developments and excuses in this case.

President Bush has come out in support of House Speaker Dennis Hastert who's been under fire to resign for failing to act on Representative Mark Foley's advances toward boys. This is all part Bush's plan to help the Republican party hang on to power in the upcoming mid-term elections by courting the highly sought after pro-sexual predator vote.

From CNN link: A priest whom former Rep. Mark Foley reportedly accused of molestation almost four decades ago said Thursday that he fondled the lawmaker as a teen, but the priest said it wasn't abuse because Foley "seemed to like it."

"I would say that if I offended him, I am sorry, but to remember the good time we had together, you know?" he said. "And how really we enjoyed each other's company. And to let bygones be bygones. Don't keep dwelling on this thing, you know?"
This opens up a whole new legal defense strategy.