Foley Jokes

From CNN link: A priest whom former Rep. Mark Foley reportedly accused of molestation almost four decades ago said Thursday that he fondled the lawmaker as a teen, but the priest said it wasn't abuse because Foley "seemed to like it."

"I would say that if I offended him, I am sorry, but to remember the good time we had together, you know?" he said. "And how really we enjoyed each other's company. And to let bygones be bygones. Don't keep dwelling on this thing, you know?"
This opens up a whole new legal defense strategy.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., expressed concern over what he called "over-friendly" e-mails sent by former Rep. Mark Foley to a former 16-year-old House page, saying that they threatened the GOP's reputation as jerks.

"I was dismayed and shocked to learn about Congressman Foley's unacceptable behavior," the President said at a California elementary school named after himself.
"I was disgusted by the revelations and disappointed that he would violate the trust of the citizens. Who does this guy think he is-me?"

Dennis Hastert was reportedly aware of Congressman Foley's behavior when his top aide returned to tell him that the pages were stuck together.

The Mark Foley scandal has entered a new phase. Foley has claimed his alcoholism and being molested as a teenager caused him to send sexually explicit emails to underage male Congressional pages. Mr. Foley's lawyer has just released a new list of causes for his client's pervy ways:
• Lactose Intolerance
• Vertigo
• Flat Feet
• Sleep Apnea
• Peanut Allergy
• Body Image Issues
• Epstein-Barr Syndrome
• Astigmatism
• Less Than Perfect Credit
• Toothache
• Toxic Mold
• Dyslexia
• 9/11
Stay tuned for more late-breaking developments and excuses in this case.