"The Hits Just Keep On Coming!" joke

The Mark Foley scandal has entered a new phase. Foley has claimed his alcoholism and being molested as a teenager caused him to send sexually explicit emails to underage male Congressional pages. Mr. Foley's lawyer has just released a new list of causes for his client's pervy ways:
• Lactose Intolerance
• Vertigo
• Flat Feet
• Sleep Apnea
• Peanut Allergy
• Body Image Issues
• Epstein-Barr Syndrome
• Astigmatism
• Less Than Perfect Credit
• Toothache
• Toxic Mold
• Dyslexia
• 9/11
Stay tuned for more late-breaking developments and excuses in this case.