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Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says "This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr." The other Arab father just sighs and says "Ahh, they blow up so quickly these days!"

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr." "This is my second son. He is a martyr also." After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"

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a new toilet?
A: The hole was smaller and smelled better.
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A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
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A: Incoming scuds!
Two Iraqis are chatting. One of them has his wallet out
and is flipping through pictures.
"This is my oldest. He's a martyr."
"Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too."
There's a pause. The second Iraqi says, wistfully, "Ah,
they blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Ah to see the look on their faces when welcomed to paradise as martyrs. All excited to get their 70 virgins.
The martyr ask this big fat guy where the line for the virgins is.He says "Oh theres no line.
The martyr says "Oh great.What did you do to become a martyr?."
The big fat guy says"Oh me and all my buddies here arent martyrs.We're the virgins.Man wheres the food?,Im so hungry I could eat a camel!!
gulp!!