Mascot Jokes / Recent Jokes

Some people question the school's responsibility in the Duke Lacrosse case. All I have to say is that they picked a blue devil as their school mascot, and they have a picture, in blue, of Satan, on all of the uniforms.

What if I was the head of a college and picked a comparable mascot? If the soccor team beat up an Israeli kid, everyone would be like, “Oh my God! That’s horri... Well, they are the purple Hitlers.”

"T-Rac," the Tennessee Titans' raccoon-like mascot, hit Saints quarterback Adrian McPherson with a golf cart as he walked onto the field for the second half Saturday night's game, bruising him and knocking him out of New Orleans' 19-16 victory in the teams' exhibition opener.
In response, New Orleans' mascot "Gumbo" loaded his t-shirt cannon with live ammunition and blasted the Titans' sideline repeatedly until sheriff's deputies subdued the rogue spirit-lifter.

Gumbo in happier times...

Visitor (to cricketer):' Why are you hitting that little boy?'

Cricketer:' We lost the game.'

Visitor:' Well, what's that got to do with him?'

Cricketer:' He's our mascot.'