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Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Lap dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: PRICELESS!
. .. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15. 00 Round of drinks: $23. 00 Table dance: $30. 00 Another round of drinks: $23. 00 Couch dance and tips: $50. 00 A round of shots: $34. 00 A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125. 00 Private dance in your hotel room: $300. 00 Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: PricelessFor everthing else.... There's MasterCard

You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:(No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth)Cover charge:$15.00Round of drinks:23.00Table dance:$30.00Another round of drinks:$23.00Couch dance and tips:$50.00A round of shots:$34.00Private dance in your hotel room:$300.00Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:"PRICELESS!"There are some things that money can't buy.For everything else, there's MasterCard.

You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:(No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth)Cover charge:$15. 00Round of drinks: 23. 00Table dance:$30. 00Another round of drinks:$23. 00Couch dance and tips:$50. 00A round of shots:$34. 00Private dance in your hotel room:$300. 00Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:"PRICELESS!"There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:
(No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth)
Cover charge:
$15.00
Round of drinks:
23.00
Table dance:
$30.00
Another round of drinks:
$23.00
Couch dance and tips:
$50.00
A round of shots:
$34.00
Private dance in your hotel room:
$300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
"PRICELESS!"
There are some things that money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.