Mcgwire Jokes

McGwire said he would have confessed to steroid usage sooner, but he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Mark McGwire claimed to have a "Huge rolodex of knowledge” to pass on to Cardinals hitters. We're guessing it includes Victor Conte's number.

Former baseball great Mark McGwire has finally admitted that he used steroids off and on for a period of 10 years. In an unrelated story, Sammy Sosa has admitted to using bleach with no off periods for the past year.

A team of researchers has concluded that the baseball Mark McGwire hit for his 70th home run in 1998 was juiced. The team was unable to analyze McGwire's other balls as they've not been seen in years.