St Louis Cardinals Jokes

McGwire said he would have confessed to steroid usage sooner, but he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Mark McGwire claimed to have a "Huge rolodex of knowledge” to pass on to Cardinals hitters. We're guessing it includes Victor Conte's number.

I think he's always been on steroids...Even the "u" in "McGuire" is pumped up to a "w"!

A team of researchers has concluded that the baseball Mark McGwire hit for his 70th home run in 1998 was juiced. The team was unable to analyze McGwire's other balls as they've not been seen in years.

In baseball, St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa was arrested Thursday on suspicion of drunken driving after police found him asleep inside his running SUV. Turns out his drowsiness was simply brought on by listening to replays of last year's World Series.