Meaning Jokes / Recent Jokes
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means... Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
A Teachar asked the students of a class that, what is the meaning of dev & devi?
A Student Replied: Kapil Dev & Sri Devi
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is' U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
There were 3 men waiting to enter Heaven. Before they were allowed to enter, St. Peter asked each man individually, "Tell me, what is the meaning of Easter?"
The first man said, "Uh, isn't Easter the holiday when all you family Gets together to eat turkey and then you all watch football afterwards?"
St. Peter shook his head. "No, no, no... that's not what Easter is."
So St. Peter walked over to the second man and asked, "Tell me, what is the meaning of Easter?"
The second man replied, "Easter is that holiday where you set up a tree And decorate it and that man in the funny red suit comes down the chimney and..."
St. Peter cut him off. "No, no, no, that's not what Easter is either."
St. Peter was feeling very discouraged. Did anybody know what Easter was? He walked over to the third man and asked, "Tell me, what is the meaning Of Easter."
The third man answered, "Easter is the holiday more...
You`re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's chest for a moment, then shook his head sadly. "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."
"What?" Glenn screamed. "You haven't even done any tests! I want another opinion."
The vet left the room and returned in a few moments with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever sniffed the dog on the table carefully from head to toe. Finally, the Retriever shook it's head and barked once (meaning "dead and gone").
The vet took the Labrador away and returned a few minutes later with a cat, which also sniffed carefully over the dog on the table before shaking its head and saying, "Meow" (meaning "he's gone").
After the cat jumped off the table, the vet handed Glenn a bill for $600. The man shook the bill at the vet. "$600!!!! Just to tell me my dog is dead?!!! That's more...