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"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake!

Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked." Not bad atall," Pete replied. "My old woman ain't talkin' to me thiseyer week... and I ain't in no mood to interrupt her."

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. ”
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what? ”
“No, ” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class. ”

Once Banta went to meet Santa.
Banta: When do U get up after a nice nap.
Santa: As soon as the sun's rays enter my room through the window Banta: Don't u find it too early.
Santa: No my window is towards the west, not towards the east.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. “Throw out more! ” shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. “More! ” he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who’s crying. They ask him why he’s crying and he says “A pistol hit me on the head! ”
They drive more and meet another boy who’s crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, “A rifle hit me on the head! ”
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who’s laughing hysterically. They ask him, “Kid, what’s so funny? ” The boy replies, “I more...

It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.