Melting Jokes

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
180. Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!"

America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top.

A lawyer finds himself in the city park. It is a beautiful summer day so he decides to take his shoes and socks off. He no sooner does this than he steps into a huge pile of fresh dog poop.
Looking down at his bare feet covered in dog poop he screams....Some one help me...I'm melting....I'm melting.
I cannot claim authorship and I must confess I have two lawyers in my immediate family.

Q: Why did the little black kid think he was melting?

A: He had diarrhea.