"The Lawyer" joke

A lawyer finds himself in the city park. It is a beautiful summer day so he decides to take his shoes and socks off. He no sooner does this than he steps into a huge pile of fresh dog poop.
Looking down at his bare feet covered in dog poop he screams....Some one help me...I'm melting....I'm melting.
I cannot claim authorship and I must confess I have two lawyers in my immediate family.

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