Men Vs Women Jokes

"I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight."
"It was “ it was the second and third sights that put me off him."

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A: He knows it`s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper??
A: Don't know. It`s never been done!!!!