Mental health Jokes / Recent Jokes

A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "

How many Passive Aggressive P. D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops. I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess youll have to sit in the dark.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon. Sit there and dont stir.

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "