Mental health Jokes / Recent Jokes

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.