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Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.

In a messed up family, the child named Hope is goth, and the child named Faith is atheist.

there was these two men john and jonah john says "yo jonah, dude i had the funniest dream last night dog" and jonah says "what was it about?"
"well i had a dream that i went to heaven.and while i was up there i was walking all over heaven with a messed up ugly woman.and she was messed up.well i went to god and said lord why do i have to walk in heaven with a ugly woman and god said the reason why u have to walk around with a ugly woman is because u acted so bad on earth.and then i saw you jonah walking around heaven with jessica simpson.then i said lord why did jonah get to walk with jessica.cuz son see jessica acted so bad on earth that she has to walk around with an ugly guy too."