Metaphysics Jokes

I don`t want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it`s a dream, or maybe it`s an illusion, or maybe YOU don`t really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it`s reality, I will call you back.

I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.