Bore Jokes

I don`t want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it`s a dream, or maybe it`s an illusion, or maybe YOU don`t really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it`s reality, I will call you back.

During his earlier years, Ujaagar did a brief stint as a postman in a local town. It was there that his love story unfolded.

One Major Fateh Singh and Mahendro (Ujaagar's future wife) were deeply in love and while the Major was away serving his country, he wrote to her everyday, without fail.

At the end of three years the romance bore fruit - Mahendro married the postman Ujaagar!

A SIMPLE fellow (SF) had nine children. The local Health Official (HO) called on him and the following conversation took place:
HO:' You have too many children. You should adopt some family planning measure.'
SF: I did. After my wife bore me two kids, I started using condoms; but still my wife produced two more kids.'
HO: "The condoms must have leaked. I think you should go in for sterlisation.'
SF:' I did. After four kids, I got myself sterilised; and yet my wife bore me two mqre kids.'
HO:' The operation must have failed. The only solution now seems to be for you to stay away from your wife.'
SF:' I did even that. After the sixth child, I refused to even touch my wife. And still she produced another three kids.'