"Nasbandi Not Enough" joke

A SIMPLE fellow (SF) had nine children. The local Health Official (HO) called on him and the following conversation took place:
HO:' You have too many children. You should adopt some family planning measure.'
SF: I did. After my wife bore me two kids, I started using condoms; but still my wife produced two more kids.'
HO: "The condoms must have leaked. I think you should go in for sterlisation.'
SF:' I did. After four kids, I got myself sterilised; and yet my wife bore me two mqre kids.'
HO:' The operation must have failed. The only solution now seems to be for you to stay away from your wife.'
SF:' I did even that. After the sixth child, I refused to even touch my wife. And still she produced another three kids.'

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