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there are these three guys that want to go into surgury to enhance thier dicks.
the first guy goes to the doctor and asks what he gots.
the doc says a wood one a metel one and a 12 inche one.
the first guy gets the wood one the second guy gets metel one and the third guy gets the 12 inch one.
And about a week later the first guy complains to the doc and says see that girl over there... i gave her splinters
The next guy says see that girl over there...i gave her a rash
And the last guy goes to the doc and says see that girl over there... i got her good!!!