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Three ministers were playing golf. A Baptist, a Methodist and a Jewish Rabbi. There was a group ahead of them who were very slow players. All three ministers were really griping about this. The caretaker heard the ministers belly aching and told them the players ahead were blind. The Baptist preacher said he was repentant and would confess his sins. The Methodist minister said the same thing. The Rabbi spoke up boldly and said,
" Looks to me like they would make them play at night."

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday. Not too many weeks thereafter, just as services are starting, they show up.
Attendance was good in the small Methodist church, and there wasn't a pew available; several church members were already seated on folding chairs. When the minister, just starting the service, saw the three Baptist deacons enter, he leaned down from the pulpit and whispered to the nearest usher, "Please get three chairs for my Baptist friends in the back."
The usher, hard of hearing, leaned closer and said, "I beg your pardon?"
"Get three chairs for my Baptist friends," repeated the minister.
The usher strained closer with a puzzled look still on his face. Once more the minister tried, speaking slowly and distinctly. "Three Chairs... For The Baptists," he enunciated.
The usher's face lit up in comprehension, and he turned to face the more...