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The Mets added Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and Ryan Church to their long list of injured players. To replace their injured players, the Mets called up the Washington Nationals.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in! !
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off! !
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand! !
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy! !
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests more...
On June 17, 1962, in a game between the Mets and the Cubs at the Polo Grounds,
"Marvelous" Marv Thronberry slammed a two-run triple. But while he was catching his breath on third base, Chicago firstbaseman Ernie Banks called for the ball and appealed that Marv had missed first base. The appeal was upheld and he was called out. Mets manager Casey Stengel ran out from the dugout to argue the call until umpire Dusty Boggess said, "Forget it Casey.He didn't touch second either!"
Bernie Madoff’s stuff is being auctioned off, including his Mets jacket which says “Madoff” on the back. May not be safe to walk the streets of New York in that thing; after all, it does say Mets on it!
Officials for the New York Mets said season ticket sales are doing well for the new ballpark. Especially popular are the new "first six innings" and "April through August" plans.
The New York Mets are considering changing their uniforms for the upcoming season. We suggest a hospital gown and slippers.
Developers of the new New York Mets stadium are trying to calm local protesters by stressing the jobs and money that flow from a new ballpark--you know, in the way that Yankee Stadium has made the South Bronx such an economic miracle.