Michael Bloomberg Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bloomberg Statement

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the House plan to deport 11 million illegal immigrants "pure fantasy." He added, "And when I say fantasy, I mean that I pleasure myself to that image every day."

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Michael Bloomberg bit by groundhog

New York Mayor Bloomberg was bit yesterday by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck. When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, "No, Chuck will be fine."

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