Michael Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes

A celebrity photographer was found hiding in a bush near Angelina Jolie's son's school around the time when parents drop their kids off. He said he was trying to get a shot of Pitt and Jolie, in addition to doing some scouting for Michael Jackson.

A British newspaper did a study that showed that British youths had sex at an earlier age than the kids in America. In America the average age was 16, in England it was 15, and as young as 12 in some cases.
In other news Michael Jackson, R. Kelly and Gary Glitter have announced that they've just purchased a huge London flat near Piccadilly Circus.

The mother of a boy who claimed Michael Jackson molested him pleaded no contest to welfare fraud. Michael, who disappointed the audience with his performance at the World Music Awards, has pleaded no contest to being a complete freak.

I feel sorry for the paramedics. Which one drew the short straw and had to give him CPR.

Goodbye, Michael. Thank you for the music. Would that you could've gotten the help you clearly needed, but I guess we were too busy calling you a freak out of one corner of our mouths, and humming "Billie Jean" out the other.