Michael Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. That way children can play with him for a change.
Kids-r-us is featuring all children's clothing half off. That's how Michael would have wanted it.
News of the World UK is reporting that Michael Jackson once wrote a play starring his children, wherein they meet a child murderer - and discover that he's not all that bad a guy.
Damn...he wrote plays, too?!
Michael Jackson was truly the first black musical artist to crossover.......
...............from a black man to a white woman.
There are reports that God fainted like 13 year old school girl from excitement when Michael Jackson arrived at the pearly gates. Mr. Jackson has several concerts schedule including a birthday party in December!
RIP MJ
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?Michael Jackson has had more noses.