Michigan Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Detroit chapter of the NAACP held a symbolic funeral for the N-word. According to those close to the story, the deceased is survived by his C-word wife.

And immediately announced they were moving him to wide receiver.

A 57-year-old Detroit woman avoided serious injury when the underwire on her bra deflected a bullet shot at her, police said.
I don't think this is what she had in mind when she seductively told her date she doesn't mind taking a shot to the chest every now and then.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. Smoking while in bed is illegal.A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.

The power outage cut Detroit car production in half yesterday--from two cars to one.

Sarah Palin questioned John McCain's decision to abandon efforts to win Michigan. Palin, a mother of five children, apparently hates pull outs.

A man in Hancock, Michigan was going through boxes in his attic yesterday, and discovered a library book that he checked out on June 2, 1960.
Robert Nuranen promptly returned "Prince of Egypt" to his local library, and when faced with a 47-year-old late fee, asked if they could break a twenty.