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One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.
To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued to do what they were doing.
After a couple of minutes, Mikey asked, "Daddy, can I climb on top and have a horsey ride?"
The dad thinks for a second, "Of course son, we're a family."
After a couple more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!" cries Mikey, "This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"

One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued to do what they were doing.After a couple of minutes, Mikey asked, "Daddy, can I climb on top and have a horsey ride?"The dad thinks for a second, "Of course son, we're a family."After a couple more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly."Hang on Dad!" cries Mikey, "This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"

A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further explained that when she had the first one, Mikey, he didn't kick too much. Mikey gently said to his mother "Mom, do you know why I didn't kick you too much? Because I knew you were my Mommy".Out of the mouths of our sweet babes.

Little Mikey's parents were going out, and Mikey said, "For 20 bucks, Dad, I'll be good."
"Oh please," said his father. "When I was your age, I was good for nothing."

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object."What is that?" Mikey asked. "Its a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman said, "keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."After some deliberation Mikey bought one, deciding it would really help his lunch situation. The next day he arrived at the plant where he works. Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new object. "What is it?" they asked."Its a thermos," Mikey replied."What does it do?" they asked."Well," Mikey says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.""What do ya got in it?"To which Mikey says, "Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."

It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

"What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.

"Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.

"That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you, Emma? What did you do this summer?"

"Me and my family rode our bikes together."

"That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.

"What did you do this summer, Mikey?"

"Nothing," the boy responded timidly.

"Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, trying to draw Mikey out.

"Not really."

"Did you go to the beach?"

"No."

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On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teacher told her class: "Now that you are grown up, I don't want to hear anymore baby talk. I'd like each of you to tell us what you did during the summer vacation. We'll start with Billy."
Billy: I went on a long trip with my family in the putt-putt.
Teacher: No, Billy, it's not a putt-putt. It's a car. No more baby talk. Sally, you're next.
Sally: We went on a trip on a choo-choo to see Grandma.
Teacher: Sally, it's not a choo-choo. It's a train. Please no more baby words. Mikey, what did you do?
Mikey: I didn't go anywhere. I stayed home and read my favorite book.
Teacher: And what's the name of the book.
Mikey looked embarrassed and shook his head.
Teacher: Come on, Mikey. You're a big boy now. Tell us the name of the book and don't use any baby talk.
Mikey looked up, blushed, and said: O.K.. .... Winne-the-S#it!