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Minnesota Diary:
August 12
Moved to our new home in Minnesota. Beautiful here. The Nothern Woods are so majestic. Can hardly wait for snow. I love it here.
Oct. 14
Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned colours-shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the country and saw some deer. They are so graceful. .... certainly they are the most beautiful animals on earth. I really love it here.
Nov. 11
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. What a beautiful place.
Dec. 12
Snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard! We went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow ball fight ( I won), and when the snow plow came by we got to shove the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Minnesota.
Dec. 14
More snow last night. I love it. The more...
In Minnesota, it`s illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren`t enough of a deterrent.)(Minnesota Dumb Laws)
NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West:Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo NilsBuffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami StallfinsMiami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York PetsNew York Not Yets NFC West:Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC more...
Minnesota Slogans
I came, I thawed, I transferred...
Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
Where the elite meet sleet.
Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS
Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota:
Colder, Older, & Fatter.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
WARNING: You are entering Minnesota,
Please use an alternate route!
Minnesota: more...
Vikings wide receiver Percy Harvin could miss his second consecutive game due to a migraine. That is the difference between a Minnesota Viking and a real Viking.