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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse - after hearing both sides about the separation, the judge spoke. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane. Minnie seems completely rational to me." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to make his decision he said' Im sorry mickey, I cant grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth"Mickey retorted " I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!
I have heard, from an unreliable source,that actors Minnie Driver and Bradley Cooper will tie the knot. She will become Minnie Cooper,in the world's first drive-by wedding.
Minnie is sitting in the chair and the Judge asks Mickey
"So...U say minnie is crazy?"
Mickey replies "No, I said shes fucking Goofy!"
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"