Momey Jokes

There is a fammily of 6. The dad goes out one day to hunt when he gets home he puts the b b's from the gun on the counter. The wife knocked the b b's into a soup that she has ben working on for houres. She said "O WHAT THE HELL WATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN." So the family eats the soup. The next day the yongest dauter comes running down the satirs."momey Momey youl never gues what happend i went to the bath room and peed b b's". The mother said go back up and il help you in a sec. yhis happend with here other two dauters. Then her son came down,"mom youl never guess what happened the mom sad yo peed bh b's right. the son said "NO I WAS JERKING OFF AND I SHOT THE DOG."