Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Here are some more for you...
Yo momma's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building and she got lost on the way down.
Yo momma's so stupid I saw her jumping up and down, and she said she forgot to shake the medicine before she took it.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged.
That's all.

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country. One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles. Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

Three men were on top of the empire state building. The first man's name was Clark the second man's name was Joey and the thirds name was Jo Momma. Joey was drunk so Clark decided to play a little joke on him. Clark said,"
Yo Joey if u jumped of this building tbe air would bring u rite back up!"
So Joey said,"
Oh come on Clark that's not true!"
So Clark jumped off and came rite back up. "
Wow!"
said Joey here le me try! So Joey jumped off and fell flat... dead. Then, Jo Momma said to Clark o jez supaman u gotts to stop doin dat!

Your momma is so fat that when she got in the swimming pool the water drain out!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

U so po (poor) that when I went to yo house ans steped on a segeret and you momma said get off the heater.
u so po I whent to yo hoouse ang asked to use the bathroom and yo momma said three doors dowwn and I went and the cockaroaches said wait yo turn.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"