Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.

your momma is so fat that when she gets her picture taken she needs the world as a backround.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Your momma is so fat that when she goes in the bath tub she makes her own gravy.

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)