Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Your momma is so fat that when she belched Jupiter got out of orbit.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your momma is so fat that when she cried along came hurricane Andrew.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Your Momma is so fat that when she farted she made the Earth have another massive earthquake.

Your momma is sooo cheap her slogan is Eat Great Even Late!

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.