Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes
Your momma is vso fat tha when she was a baby in world war 2, people used her as an air raid shelter!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Your momma soooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out
- yo momma so fat, they used her underwaers for bungejumping and thy still had hit the ground.
Your momma is so fat that when she steps on scales they say i want your weight, not your phone number
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
you so ugly that when you were born your momma ask the doctor why you get that ugly thing out of me