Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on scales they say i want your wieght, not your phone number

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

wait.u just now said my momma ugly? .well yo momma so ugly she mke my momma look like halle berry

your momma like a shotgun 2 cocks and she ready to blow

Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

your momma's like a toilet fat, ugly, smells like shit and gets used 24/7
yo moma's like a match always gets hot
your momma's so fat that when she got on the back of a bus it pulled its front wheels up
your momma's so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock
your momma's like a bedsheet always gets laid
your moma's like a bowling ball gets fingered goes down the ale and comes back for more
your moma's so fat she makes the whales jealous
your momma's so ugly she makes michael jackson luk like jenifer lopez
your moma's so fat she makes the whales luk like a tic tac
your moma's seen more pricks than akiu puncture

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!
You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!
You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!
You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!
You're momma so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!