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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!"Who's been eating my porridge," he squeaks? Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!," he roars? Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells -"For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?" "It was' Momma Bear' who got up first." "It was' Momma Bear' who woke everybody else in the house up." "It was' Momma Bear' who made the Coffee." "It was' Momma Bear' who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away." "It was' Momma Bear' who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper." "It was' Momma Bear' who set the table." "It more...

Your momma so black, when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade! You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure! You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles! You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers! You're momma so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!