Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in! Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley! Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway! Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911! Your Momma so fat her belt size says "equator".
Your momma is so ugly that your dad has to take viagra to keep his appetite up.
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped four quarters, she stepped on one of those quarters and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210......was on the SCALE"
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up."
yo mamma is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
yo mamma is so fat the only way she can fit throw the door is saying I got the power
yo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock."
yo mamma is so fat when she had on yellow raincoat people called taxi
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean everyone more...
Go Git Yo Mamma
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to more...
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment
yo momma is so dumb she flunked a urine test
yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordles phone"
yo momma is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.
yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's
yo momma is so dumb she looked at an more...
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo momma is so ugly hell started to cry
yo momma is so ugly she too ugly.
yo momma is so ugly when a two men broke into her house she yelled rape and they yelled no!
yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.
yo momma is so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, they said no professionals
yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock!
yo momma's so ugly when she went to clean the attic the rats came out and sang "We are family"
yo mamma is so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell everyone runs to the border
your momma's teeth are so yellow, Fabio pops out and says I cant belive its not butter!
yo momma is so ugly that when they were passing out looks, she thought they said more...