Monica Jokes / Recent Jokes

Monica was interviewed before joining the White House interns, they asked
her how she held her liquor.
She said, "I get him by both ears"

Monica went to the dry cleaners.
"I have another dress for you to clean", she said.
"come again?" said the employee.
"no", said Monica,"mustard."

What's Monica Lewinsky's favorite boxing move?
- "The Low Blow"

Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, "I need to buy condoms."
The pharmacist looked up and asked, "Shall I put it on your bill?"
"No, thanks," Monica responded. "I prefer to put them on him myself."

What's Monica Lewinsky's favorite place in Washingto D.C.?
Under the beltway.

Some years after Bill Clinton had been President, a famous biographer was preparing to write Bill's life story.
While he was interviewing Bill, he asked, "What would you say was your best and your worst decision during your Presidency?"
Bill remained deep in thought for a few minutes and then replied, "Monica Lewinsky! I would have to say she was my best and my worst decision."
"But how could that be, Bill?" asked the surprised biographer.
Smiling, Bill replied, "Well, I would have to say Monica was both my best and my worst decision for the same reason."
"That's strange," replied the biographer. "What would that reason be?"
"She had a big mouth!" Bill replied.

if Monica Lewinsky opened a barber shop, would it be
called the "Cut & Blow?"