Moo Jokes / Recent Jokes
Whats a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?" 7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops." 6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt." 5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan." 4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids." 3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application." 2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck." 1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."
A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie." The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything." The bartender says, "Well, all right!" and pours a beer. A while later a cowboy walks in and says "Bartender give me a beer! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls" A voice is heard from the corner. "Moo! Moo! Buckaroo!"
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree where the English guy is, and shout, "We know you're up there; come down." The English guy, thinking fast, says, "Twit, twit, twit..."The Germans, thinking that it's a bird, move on to the next tree where the French guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up there; come down." The French guy, thinking fast, says, "Woo, woo, woo..."The Germans, thinking that it's an owl, move on to the next tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up there; come down." The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, "Moo, moo, moo..."