Moon Jokes / Recent Jokes
An anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding!
Dormitory - Dirty Room
Desperation - A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
Semolina - Is No Meal
A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
Contradiction - Accord not in it
The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Astronomer - Moon Starer
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Becomes:
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two more...
Once In 18th Century, All The Scientists Were Finding The Path To Moon. So A Scientist Calls All The Other Scientists And Says
That He Found The Path To Moon. Everyone Asks Him How. He Takes A Torch And Switches It On And Shows Them The Light Rays
Telling This Is The Path To The Moon. Another Scientist Goes And Tells Him That He Would Test The Way To Moon And Tells Him
That He Should Not Switch Off The Torch When He Is Halfway.
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop. Finally they find one and ask him: "Please, officcccer, could you tell usif the moon is red or green?" The cop looks up and asks back: "The left or the right one?"
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" and ".moon," for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn't kidding:And one of our "Ten laws the Net needs" involves a special ".xxx" domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them:10. ".trek"-contains audio files of William Shatner9. ".bill"-Microsoft has bought this company8. ".love"-for people who would rather cuddle7. ".slow"-based in a distant country with no T3 lines6. ".geek"-assumes you know what all the acronyms mean5. ".404"-we stopped maintaining our servers in 19964. ".y2k"-contains theories about the end of the world3. ".burn"-huge multimedia files will crash your computer2. ".*"-contains allegations about President more...
From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."...I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants
to wash clothes on the last day of their life? -- Age 15Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. -- Age 13Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote. -- Age 10For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. -- Age 6Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more than the
biggest number you could come up with! -- Age 6As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes more...
whats 10 black people on the moon?!!
problem
whats 100 black people on the moon?!!
bigger problem
what do you call 100,000 black people on the moon?!!
xtreme problem
what do you call all the black people in the world on the moon?!!
PROBLEM SOLVED!!!