Moon Jokes / Recent Jokes

Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels
A food that can be brown or white - Potato
A jacket potato topping - Jam
A famous Scotsman - Jock
Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Something with a hole in it - Window
A non living object with legs - Plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
A way of cooking fish – Cod
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled more...

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ". luna" and ". moon," for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn't kidding: And one of our "Ten laws the Net needs" involves a special ". xxx" domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them: 10. ". trek"--contains audio files of William Shatner9. ". bill"--Microsoft has bought this company8. ". love"--for people who would rather cuddle7. ". slow"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines6. ". geek"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean5. ". 404"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 19964. ". y2k"--contains theories about the end of the world3. ". burn"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer2. ". * "--contains more...

Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?

Great food but no Atmosphere.

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control.

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer more...

Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.

Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful partners. Girls Interrupted - Women's section of shul are told to be quiet during davening. Seder House Rules - Zeda explains the law on Pesach. Angela's Kashas - Woman tells all her secret recipes. Supernova - Rocket scientists discover powerful strain of lox. Dredel Will Rock - Toy comes alive during Purim. Sleepy Halah - It's Friday and dad fills up on bread then dozes off. Goys Don't Cry - Rabbi explains why only Jews celebrate Tisha B'Av. Goy Story 2 - Issy divorces shiksa, then marries another. Mun on the Moon - Astronauts find hamentashen filling on the moon Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for shabbos. The End of the Affair - Sheva Brachos finishes at 3am.