Moon Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why didnt the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
There once was two Blondes on a date at the beach in California. it was evening and they were looking at the moon. the girl wondered "Whats closer...the moon or Florida."
The boy replied... "Well, can you see Florida?"
there are 2 blondes standing outside looking at the moon 1 says to the other . I wonder which is closer the moon or florida? the other says DUHHH!!! HELLO! we can see the moon.
Ahhh -- the good ole days when Ronnie was in office:
Presidential Aide - Mr. Reagan!. Mr Reagan Sir!!! The Russians have just landed on the Moon! And they've started to paint it red! What shall we do?
Ronnie - Come back when they've finished, son.
P.A. [later] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have painted a quarter of the moon red!
Ronnie - Don't worry about it, son. Tell me when they've finished.
P.A. [still later] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have now painted half the moon red! Aren't you going to do anything?
Ronnie - Nope, not yet.
P.A. [still later and even more anxious] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have now painted THREE-QUARTERS of the moon red! Can we bomb them, Sir? Please, Sir?
Ronnie - [ as before ]
P.A. - Mr Reagan. They've painted the WHOLE moon red!
Ronnie - OK. Now call NASA, and tell them to get a rocket up there, with plenty of white paint, and paint' more...
There are 2 men sitting in a bar and they are drinking their beers when one of the men looks to the end of the bar and realizes that Neil Armstrong is sitting at the end of the bar. After some debate amongst themselves whether the man is Armstrong or not, one of the men gathers up the nerve to go up to the man and ask if indeed he is the American Icon.
He gets to the end of the bar and asks, ''excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that you are Neil Armstrong.
Mr. Armstrong replies, ''well yes I am how may I help you?'' The man states that it was a pleasure to meet him since Neil Armstrong has always been a big idol and role model in his life. Mr. Armstrong thanks him and asks him what he does for a living. ''I am a journalist'' replies the man. Mr. Armstrong gives a sigh and replies ''Oh, Okay.'' The man continues and asks him if he has a problem with journalists. Mr. Armstrong says no but states that reporters and the media had misquoted him on his moon walk statement. more...
US had succeded in Mission Apollo 11 and it was great time as people around the world was watching for the great historic event Live over TV. The built in camera of the ship was focussiing the terrain of the moon and man was about to step on place where nobody has ever done before.
Neil had steeped on the moon and had just finished saying whatever came to his mind and was exited to be the first man on moon but just then he spotted two shaks not far from him and curiously wanted to explore it as this could be another great moment for him, he jumped and hopped to the shaks to find two Indian shops written on them was 'Gill Spare Parts' & 'Tambi cutting center'.