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Two peasants got into an arguement over which is more important to the world: the sun or the moon. they put the problem to
Their village panchayat. the elders deliberated over the question for many hours before the sarpanch pronounced in favour of
The moon in sound logic: "if there was no moon we would not be able to see anything at night. the sun shines only during the
Day when we need no light."

First friend to second friend: “Tell me! Which is more important, the sun or the moon. “
Second friend: “The moon”
First friend: “Why? ”
Second friend: “Because the sun gives us light in the day but the moon gives us light at night. ”

A young guy caught the same bus every morning and he noticed
a young and beautiful nun in that bus every morning. The bus driver
notices the young guys attraction to the nun and says
"You know something, she want's her viginity taken
by god and every full moon day she would go and sit in the
park and wait for god to come and screw her all night."
Astonished by the bus drivers story he decided to check it out.
Sure enough on the next full moon day the young dude dressed
himself to look like god and went to the park and sure enough
there was the gorgeous nun.
Young Guy: Here I am my child, I am here to fulfill your wish
Nun: So No! ! I am having my periods, but please take me
in my rear, Please! !
Young guy reckons something is better than nothing and enters her
from the rear. Having had a good time he strips his disguise and
says "He He He I am not god I am the young guy in the Bus Silly more...

When do you have a very cold stripper?
Once in a blue moon. (hence the cold butt sticking out)

Two Punjabi peasants got into an argument over which is more important to the world, the sun or the moon. They put the problem to their village panchayat. The elders deliberated over the question for many hours before the sarpanch (village head man) pronounced in favour of the moon in sound Punjabi logic:
'If there was no moon, we would not be able to see anything at night. The sun shines only during the day when we need no light.'

What do Scotsmen eat?
Tart’n'pie!

What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it’s lighter!

What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
Oldham!

What would you call theft in Peking?
A Chinese takeaway!

What animals are on legal documents?
Seals!

What did you get for christmas?
A mouthorgan, its the best present I’ve ever had.
Why?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!

Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. --Age 13 It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. --Age 8 Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote. --Age 10 Home is where the house is. --Age 6 I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. --Age 13 I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as popular a singer as some people think he should be. Then, I remember it's because he sucks. --Age 15 For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found more...