Moon Jokes / Recent Jokes

There were twoblondes staring out at the moon and the stars. One of the blondes then " i wonder whats further away... the moon or melbourne? The other blonde thensaid well dah melbourne coz u cant see it from here

two blondes are in the middle of queen st mall blond 1 says "what do you reckon is closer the moon or stones couner?" blond 2 replys "the MOON, because you can see it from here"

American astronauts land on the moon only to find the Russians waiting to greet them. They are comparing notes when they see a family of Sikhs strolling along.' When did you people get to the moon?' ask the Yanks and the Ruskies.
'Many years ago,' replies the sardarji blandly.' We came here after Partition.

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only deader.

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man towhisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?"Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions."

Two blondes are sitting on a porch in Ontario.The first blonde says to the second blonde" Which is closer? Vancouver or the Moon." And the second blonde replyed," well the moon you idiot, you can see it!"

If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not yet made it to the moon.