Mosquito Jokes / Recent Jokes
Whats the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito?... A mosquito quits sucking after you smack it
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Whats the difference between a blonde chick and a mosquito?
If you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking! !
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!
What is a mosquito`s favorite sport?
Skin-diving!
What`s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!
whats the difference bewtween a blonde and a mosquito?
when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking
Q: What is the difference between a Blond and a Mosquito?
A: If you slap a Mosquito it will quit sucking.