Mosquito Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What do you call a Blonde with pig tails?
A. A blowjob with handlebars.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave
How do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.
What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.
When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.

How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.

Q. what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. if you slap them, at least the mosquito will stop sucking.

How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff. What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking. When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.

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Q: What is the difference between a Blonde and a Mosquito?
A: When you slap a Mosquito it stops sucking!!